The ABC Jesus RAP is hip, fresh, fun, researched based, exciting but most importantly engaging.•Teaches letter and letter sounds•Teaches beginning reading skills
•Teaches phonics
•Teaches bible words
•Increases vocabulary development
•Increases listening skills
•Increase phonemic awareness
Feel like i 'could've written this shit.' Think Jeezus is trying 2 copy my 'verbal aesthetic.' He says 'everything is for a reason,' and wants me to 'relay the message' to my tweeple. Here's the lesson plan:
ENERGY DRINKS
Think this might be an adverty for 'Redbull,' possibly Sparks. Miss being able to enjoy liquids [via gastronomic system]. Jesus gets 'high on life,' teaches us that 'blow' is probably 'detrimental to our health,' that we must seek alt-energy drinks [via holy water].
'BUZZ BANDS'
It's important to 'forgive' failed buzzbands. In heaven it's 'okay' to listen 2 Clap Your Hands + Say Yeah. It's good to listen 2 'successful' indy bands like Griz Bear, but u get more respect for 'giving others a 2nd chance.' Listenin 2 the Black Kiddies on my iPhone ryte now, feels like I'm 'disrespecting' the blogosphere though. Jesus just tells me to 'calm the fuck down.'
'RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE WITH UR BROS'
Jesus: Crucification seems unchill. feel like there's 'less painful' ways 2 die.
Paul + Bros: thought we were supposed 2 'sacrifice' u. can we take Becca and Mikebro instead?
Jesus: Take Carles. He was a good blog.
Paul + Bros: And what about AnCo, can we take them t00?
Jesus: Paul, be kind. Take Wavvvvvesbro.
Feel like Adam is trying to show Eve his 'massive hard-on' but Eve just wants 2 'binge' on Apples. It's good 2 show gurls that there's 'more to life' than being vegan and living the healthy lifestyle brand. Got 2 show you can 'father children' and 'cum on command.' Even Jeezus says this is okay.
Do yall have any q's you want me to ask Jeezy?
What lessons did you learn from the ABC rap?
Do yall think Jeezy is into 'fine ass nuns,' lyk the one this pic?
Will all children in 2k10 have 'increased phonemic awareness?'