He died 2 years ago and rose again as Twitter/other alt social networking websites.
He started his letter to the free world by saying that 350 million bros in the entire globalized America/the world are using FB-book.
Immediately I felt small. Immediately I felt insignificant. Immediately I felt relieved to be dead.
He said that these bros were using Facebook to 'share their lives online'. Can't help but think that when i died my 'soul' lived on [via @Facebook/the web].
Seems like this altbro who I once respected is trying to 'overcome disconnectedness' and mold a greater body of 'humanity' so that he can feel that he has done something 'significant' with his life since dropping out of Harvard. Wishes his site was like Wikipedia but less MNSTRM. Wishes his site was like hipsterrunoff when I used to write for it, but less dead. Hate when the ppl we heart in our innocence and youth become the people we h8 in death.
Thought I was in touch with the avg. altbag but guess not cuz 13,819 ppl 'liked this'. Feeling irrelevant. Hope the other 350 million minus 13,819 people dislike this. Wish they had a way to express themselves of this dislike.
The gist of Marky Mark Zuckerberg's open letter to the world:
- Better privacy to prevent Uncle Steve from checking out your nude pixxx.
- No more networks so that mnstrm douche from your Geophysical Systems Class 101 will stop tugging it to keut pics of you in sweaty flannel at a party in Williamsburg.
- "Thanks for being a part of making Facebook what it is today, and for helping to make the world more open and connected."
Not sure how to respond. Want to leave a comment saying 'you're welcome' but don't know if I have done my part to make the world more open and connected. Feel like there is still racism on the internet.
There will probably be another facebook 'redesign' which will make tweeple 'angry' and threaten to 'get rid' of their facebookies. Marky Mark will laugh from the grave with me, hand in hand. I will have spit on my hand before the hand holding begins. He will feel connected through our saliva. He will contract H1N1H2OhNo.
Do yall feel that social media/networking/soul sharing is taking over the world?
Found this poem that expresses my confusion with social networking:
A Click Too Soon
A Self Aware Poem by Social Media Blogger, Carles
Alt once ruled the land.
Then alt cntrl delete.
The tweeple blended into machines.
We restarted but forgot to clear our History.
The result was not as tasty as the cookies looked.
Everyone in our network saw the cookies.
They tried to eat them,
but Marky Mark Zuckerberger took them away.
'Tweet' your way out the door.
Doubters need not App-ly.
The MacLappy remained, the MacLappy remained.
Hope that helps you overcome disconnectedness as it has helped me overcome the mourning of my death.
DISLIKE BUTTON HERE.
Seems like this altbro who I once respected is trying to 'overcome disconnectedness' and mold a greater body of 'humanity' so that he can feel that he has done something 'significant' with his life since dropping out of Harvard. Wishes his site was like Wikipedia but less MNSTRM. Wishes his site was like hipsterrunoff when I used to write for it, but less dead. Hate when the ppl we heart in our innocence and youth become the people we h8 in death.
Thought I was in touch with the avg. altbag but guess not cuz 13,819 ppl 'liked this'. Feeling irrelevant. Hope the other 350 million minus 13,819 people dislike this. Wish they had a way to express themselves of this dislike.
The gist of Marky Mark Zuckerberg's open letter to the world:
- Better privacy to prevent Uncle Steve from checking out your nude pixxx.
- No more networks so that mnstrm douche from your Geophysical Systems Class 101 will stop tugging it to keut pics of you in sweaty flannel at a party in Williamsburg.
- "Thanks for being a part of making Facebook what it is today, and for helping to make the world more open and connected."
Not sure how to respond. Want to leave a comment saying 'you're welcome' but don't know if I have done my part to make the world more open and connected. Feel like there is still racism on the internet.
There will probably be another facebook 'redesign' which will make tweeple 'angry' and threaten to 'get rid' of their facebookies. Marky Mark will laugh from the grave with me, hand in hand. I will have spit on my hand before the hand holding begins. He will feel connected through our saliva. He will contract H1N1H2OhNo.
Do yall feel that social media/networking/soul sharing is taking over the world?
Found this poem that expresses my confusion with social networking:
A Click Too Soon
A Self Aware Poem by Social Media Blogger, Carles
Alt once ruled the land.
Then alt cntrl delete.
The tweeple blended into machines.
We restarted but forgot to clear our History.
The result was not as tasty as the cookies looked.
Everyone in our network saw the cookies.
They tried to eat them,
but Marky Mark Zuckerberger took them away.
'Tweet' your way out the door.
Doubters need not App-ly.
The MacLappy remained, the MacLappy remained.
Hope that helps you overcome disconnectedness as it has helped me overcome the mourning of my death.
DISLIKE BUTTON HERE.
